carey torrice makes today the best day ever

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

In case you haven’t heard, detroitist is the best political/news blog in the universe according Metro Times readers which means this is the blog of record for graying leftists, underemployed hipsters, and patrons of escort services. While perhaps not the most attractive demographic to marketers of anything other than grow lamps, American Apparel, and hookers we will take it. Not every blog can be like the Atlantic Voices with their fancy-pants intellectual readership and comfortable blog-related salaries. Hell, our readers are a more appealing group than the klavern hanging out on the Free Press message board. What more do you want?

And the real news has been good today. Details about the deadbeat mother who drove to Nebraska to get rid of her 13-year-old, Christine Beatty text message hearings, Joel Loving filing to run for Mayor, and a douchey Mitch Albom column. All and all today has been a great day.Then it got even better thanks to our muse Carey Torrice. According to her Facebook page, America’s Hottest Greatest Politician Carey Torrice is praying for our troops. This is in addition to her work on the Macomb County Commission making life better for the bitters who think this presidential election would be different if Wallace had won in 1972 and keeping her hot little body in grade-A condition by working out on her very own stripper pole. Torrice’s unbridled, umm, patriotism on Facebook sends little starbursts through the screen. It’s like she’s smoking hot and is still regular people enough to care about our troops. USA! USA! USA!