CAREY TORRICE SUPPORTS THE PICTURES

Carey Torrice and Red Dawn? Best. Post. Ever. Die hards from the Detroitist era will recall our fondness for that comely lass, Macomb Commissioner Carey Torrice. She has a stripper pole in her bedroom! For exercise! Like we have a Playboy subscription for the interview. Some other politician insulted tax credits for Hollywood productions. Like Jennifer Grey in the original, Carey Torrice stood up for the freedom to re-make Red Dawn in Mt Clemens without the yoke of excessive taxation. If Carey Torrice ever dies, she wants you to place a live grenade in her hand so she may be used as a booby trap. To defend tax breaks for movies. WOLVERINES!