carey torrice is michigan’s greatest political leader

Carey Torrice story just get’s better and better. TMZ named Macomb County Commissioner Carey Torrice as America’s hottest politician and the fuglies were outraged. That much we told you in today’s. But, in the immortal words of Ron Popeil, wait there’s more. The fine folks at Wonkette have picked up the story which is awesome because Wonkette long championed Sarah Palin as America’s premier GILF (Governor…) and we know how that turned out. If Joe Biden were to drop dead maybe we could have an Obama-Torrice ticket. Wouldn’t that be wonderful for women? And despite her amazing hotness, Carey Torrice tells Fox2 that she isn’t some skanky stripper. She’s a serious elected official who works day and night 30 hours a week for the people of Macomb County. That stripper pole in her bedroom? It’s just for exercise. Really. Macomb County Commissioner Carey Torrice has a stripper pole in her bedroom and she uses it to exercise. One more time, she exercises…in her bedroom…with a stripper pole.