County Executive ???

Nov 05 2009

Macomb County is awesome like Wayne County, Monica still isn’t in jail, and you can’t earn college credit for life experience Posted by Woodwards Friend in State of the State

Macomb County’s own private Bob Ficano Poor old Macomb County feels a little inadequate without a county executive. All the girls told Macomb that it’s a good-sized county but, still, the cool kids in Oakland and Wayne have executives. It wasn’t fair. That’ll change with Macomb’s fancy new charter. Everyone wants to be Macomb’s executive. There’s Mark Hackel. He’s the sheriff because the ex-sheriff (his dad) raped a lady. Matty Moroun BFF Ted Wahby also wants the gig. Assuming the 78-year-old living corpse makes it to the next election. Also Carl Marlinga, now that he’s been cleared of campaign finance charges. Macomb County, stop ignoring your greatest political light: Carey Torrice. (DetNews)