State of State

There are Macomb County Commissioners other than Carrie Torrice Torrice is like Dick Nixon to our Rosemary Woods. Sometimes we’re so busy admiring Carrie Torrice that we forget about God’s other creatures serving on the Macomb County Commission. But there are others. None quite as sexy. With Sarah Roberts in Lansing now, they don’t even have a wholesome girl next door hottie. It’s just Torrice and a bunch of fuglies and men. What was the point? Oh yeah County Commissioner Irene Kepler was arrested for drunk driving. The end. (Freep)